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Tuesday, July 08, 2008

6:15 PM

080708. 1815pm. I decided to blog again. Was blog surfing for the past hour and came across a blog which has some funny jokes. Googled it and found more. Here's what I think is hilarious:

A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. 99.9% of them said, "the 10 minutes of silence"!

Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?They give like hell. They do not yell. They do not tell. They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.

The factory where women are made has been found: It's called "Fatties and Moanies".

Woman's Quote of the Day:"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with."

Men's Counter-Quote of the Day:"Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."

A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
a HEART to love him,
a DIAMOND to marry him,
a CLUB to smash his fucking head in,
and a SPADE to bury the bastard!

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why is the part between the bottom of a woman's boobs and the top of her vagina called 'a waist'?
A: Because you could easily fit another set of tits in there!

Q: What's the definition of a gynaecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place where most other people find pleasure!

Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
A: Dating children!

Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later.

Q: What is the strongest muscle?
A: The tongue. It can raise a woman's hip with just one lick!

Q: Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
A: The asshole is always in front of you.

Q: What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
A: When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over... but when you pull down the panties, it's SHOWTIME!

A divorced man meets his ex-wife's new husband at a party.
Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: "So... how do you like using second hand stuff?"
The new husband replied: "It isn't that bad. Past the first three inches,it's all brand new."

It's funny how, as we get older, our priorities change.
The other morning I awoke to see my wife standing beside the bed, dressed in very skimpy underwear and holding several pieces of velvet rope.
"Tie me up and you can do anything you want", she purred.
So I tied her up and went fishing.

The BLACKS are what I thought was really funny. And horny of course.


Monday, July 07, 2008

11:13 PM

The Seventh Night of July, tonight, now. It'll be over in 45 minutes or so, from the time i'm starting to blog which is 1114pm.I'm sorry for not blogging the past week, as there's thousands of accumulated homework to catch up with.

So Yiching chased me to blog ydae when I went to her place. We shall start from there. Eh no, before that. Meet Mr. iPod Touch.


Okay, now my computer is trying to be an asshole by not allowing me to load the photo that I took of my toy into my comp. So lets find a substitute.

Yup, it's my latest toy and I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy I've finally gotten it at long last. Went SimLim square with mum on Saturday evening to get it. Internet says its 498 but we managedto bargain to 480, with a free cheapskate but yet worth 60 bucks speaker, as well as a screen protector. Good deal eh? Here's the catch. Mum said it'll be mine for free if I get 8 points and below for both my prelims and o level. So i guess i got to start working hard eh? Or i can say byebye to mr ipod. Oh well, gotta also thank dave for helping me get some stuff that i want for the touch, as well as travis. Thanks =)))

So back to ydae. Has church and came back did one composition and went out again. Supposed to go china town to eat some tze char stall that my sis reccommended. But ended up at my aunts place in Serangoon Gardens because her place have extra food -.- and feeling guilty that i rejected going to Yiching's place a day before so as to have family dinner at Chinatown, I took a bus down to Ching's place after my meal at my aunt's place. Present were Minghao, Lihua and Ching herself (obviously). Managed to do some catching up as well as know a little more about what is going on in Band. Have not been returning due to time constarint and I'm utterly sorry. I really want to help them, especially the secondary 1s. So i got to learn how to manage my time. Alot.
Today was rather unfruitful because I spent half my time watching Hellboy 1. Then lazed around and watched some videos since I'm so bored at home. Only managed to finsh Chemistry workbook and the whole chunk of Binomial Theorem questions which I hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to the core. I just dont like Binomial. Worse topic in Amaths. Ever. But oh well. So I was looking through my Chem textbook for answers pertaining to the workbook and I realised that Macromolecule is actually rather easy from the textbook but ms Ong teaches us with alot of extra info like comparing Nylon with Proteins and Teylene with Fats. It got so confusing, me and Chee yew (I'm sorry, should be chee yew and I) were trying so hard to contain our laughther because we find it quite hilarious that she's able to teach a whole chapter in a period but we did not understand.

I've been reading other people's blogs lately and realised that some of my classmates are kind of wierd. I mean like the way they speak when they blog. No offense though. I dont know. Thats my opinion. But I just wondering if some people who reads my blog feels the same way about me too. But I dont want to be a wierdo! Sigh. Thats what you get when you enter the most studious class in the Level. And it sucks. So to all sec 2s out there, unless you want to be a wierdo, or really like science, my suggestion to you is dont enter this stream. Of course triple science has its pro's and cons. But i still dont see the pros. At least for now.

Oh, didnt tell you guys about this. We (4e1 classmates) managed to sneak into an NC16 show - Wanted. In case you didnt realise, I'm still 15. As old (or young) as Ivan or Joesph or Eugene. o.O i just realised I'm still the same age as my those 3 sons. Oh well. Anyways, the movie was great and worth my money. Cathay's still the best with its 6 bucks student price policy. Anws, the show was great I think because of the effects as well as Jolie. Let's talk about her first. Jolie is so hot, that the cinema despite its freezing temperature, was almost like a suana. Okay, so my metaphor isnt very good. But really, she's so hot! Especially when she's in action. And she goes undress in one of the scene. Thats what you see when youre 16 =P Effects was quite good, cos I liked it when the bullet shoort through or when it curves though it's super unrealistic. Bad points? The last part of the plot. Where the "evil" guy admits that he's Wesley's dad. Super cliche. Makes you think you're watching the reanactment of the Star Wars scene whereby Anakin Skywalker was talking to Darth Vader ( or was it Luke Skywalker?) Whichever.

Hellboy 2 is comign out this thursday and Yiching, me and Minhao are going to catch it. Probably at Cathay AMK Hub. Anybody interested?